It is with great sadness that I have to report on Emma White's leaving do.
Emma joined Optician about two and half years ago and brought a cheery feminine edge to the mag.
The blokey atmosphere that pervaded at that time was soon melted by Emma who arrived like Reece Witherspoon (from Legally Blonde) at a Dad's Army parade.
We all now know the difference between BoHo and Hippy chic and that Ugg boots are passe. Emma got to learn about 1970s prog rock and showed how hard she was by jumping out of aeroplanes.
There wasn't a dry eye in the house when she left. She will be missed.
I purchased my UGG boots last year and wear them nearly everyday. I find them so comfortable and snug. Wish I had some longer ones now!
It is so vital to wear a bullet proof vest. You don't know when lighting will strike. I bought a brand new tactical vest from Blue Defense.