Want some patients? head down to the barbers

How about this for a piece of lateral marketing Edward de Bono, if he had been an optician, would have been pound of.
last week I had a hair cut. While in the chair I noticed a young man come in and start to watch the TV, barbers have them these days, it's wrong. He immediately screwed his eyes up in a vain attempt to see the screen ( Kevin Keegan's press conference on joining Newcastle it was). In the end he had to get up and walk across to see what was going on. Not much with or without your glasses on.
Saturday. It was my job to take the boys for a haircut, different barbers. Unisex salon I'm afraid. While I am waiting another customer comes, in picks up the newspaper and out goes the arm. ready readers? Forget it.The blokes was crying out for a +3.