Visus writes: Sadly there are no votes in eyes

Election fever is a serious public health threat. However, because optometry and optics is largely written out of the NHS it has not penetrated the anti-viral walls that surround what is the anomalous commercial/retail/health world that is optics. Sadly there are no votes in eyes and vision remains sadly lacking.

The disease can be spotted instantly as large pools of sharks lie in wait preying on every word uttered by any prospective politician as they practise their chosen profession of divide, spread bad news and dissent and attempt to rule. Meanwhile rulers and prospective rulers outdo themselves in sprouting promises we’d be embarrassed if we made our kids. It helps the terms are rarely defined and the numbers are very big.