It's amazing what you learn on the web

In readininess for some big changes to the Optician website I have been getting to grips with social media.

For some time now I have been on facebook, in Plaxo, Linked in etc but I'm a recent convert to Twitter

Some of the gems I have come across so far are:

'Dreading going to the optician. I have to tell him I've been cheating on him for the last six months and buying contact lenses off the web.'

'Caught a cold off my optician after he fiddled about putting in contact lenses in my eyes after hardly rinsing the tips of his fingers under the tap.'