Exclusive but not healthy
My son has just arrived home a little late from school. He tried to get a different bus to the usual, but wasn’t allowed on because there was only one of him. The conductor explained that the bus company had a new sales policy: not to sell anyone less than nine tickets (per annum). As my son, bewildered and upset, stepped off the bus, he noted its truly exclusive and sadly rarefied atmosphere and wondered where this might lead.
Anyway, he had just passed his driving test and by the bus stop there was a Rolls Royce showroom. ‘Can I buy just one of those?’ he enquired and was soon on his way.
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