You may be shocked by this news but it has to be true, it says so on the internet.
A website whose function is to encourage married people to have affairs informs us that women in the healthcare professions are much more likley to have affairs than pretty much anyone else. The phrase "gagging for it" wasn't used but I think you get the picture.
This bizarre website, whose mantra appears to be 'having an affair will strengthen your marriage', says it has about a third of a million people ( mainly women obviously, possibly in nurses uniform) signed up and ready for an bit of extra-marital rumpy pumpy. Apparently a large proportion of these women are in the healthcare business, and, says the press release "We all know how stressful the healthcare sector can be, so it's no surprise that these women are seeking something to relieve the tension caused by their day jobs,".
Silly me, I thought they just wanted a sit down in front of Coronation Street with a cup of tea.
Presumably Optician was sent this tawdry piece of titilating tat becasue of the health connection. Call me an old cynic but prefer to think of it as a obvious piece of viral marketing designed to be seized upon and posted on websites throughout healthcare sector.
That will never work.
If you find that patients are a little more friendly than usual let Optician know and we'll put them straight.